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England felt arms wrap around his neck. "Bonjour Angleterre~" France purred into his ear. "Frog...why the bloody hell are you in my house?!" he shouted. France, stepped in front of him. "Mon cher Arthur, did you forget zhe date?" France asked, gliding a finger under England's chin.
"It iz Valentine's Day."
"...Bloody hell."
"Don't deny you don't like it, Angleterre~"

Canada's face was bright red as he took the box of chocolates out of Prussia's hands.
Prussia's face managed to be a much dark shade of red than Canada's face.
"A-are these for me, Gilbert?"
"Well...thank you."
"Glücklich Valentinstag, Birdie."
"Heureuse Saint Valentin, Gil."

"Vee~ Germany! I made you some chocolate!" Italy shouted, a smile on his face.
Germany's face got red upon seeing the Italian.
Italy cheerfully offered the stern blond a box of chocolate.
Germany sighed picking up a piece and popping it into his mouth.
"Vee~ Germany likes it, si?"
"Ja...Glücklich Valentinstag, Italy."
"Buon San Valentino, Germany."

"NOOOORGE!" Denmark shouted as he tried to hug the blank faced blond.
Norway side stepped him causing Denmark to crash into the wall.
Denmark fell onto the floor in front of Norway.
"Glædelig Valentinsdag, Norge."

"Oh Roma~ It's Feliz Día de San Valentín~" Spain called.
By the time he reached the room, Romano was trying to break open a window.
"Fuck you bastardo!"
"Aww Roma, I was only kidding."
Romano's face was red. "S-Shut up!"
"Roma looks like a tomato~"
Romano tackled him.

LietPol, Estonaco, and LatLiecht
Poland had Lithuania in a choke hold. "Be my Valentine, Liet!"
"C-can't breath, Feliks!"
"Oops, like sorry Liet."

Monaco and Estonia were having a game of strip poker.
Monaco was winning.
"Not fair, Monaco..."
"Oh look I win again. Pants off, Eduard."

Liechtenstein offered the small box of chocolates to Latvia.
"H-here Raivis, I hope you like them. I m-made them myself."
Latvia took out a chocolate and tasted it.
"Lili this is delicious." he finally said.
"Really?" Liechtenstein replied, a smile coming to her face.
She leaned over and kissed Latvia on the cheek.
Latvia's face turned red and he buried it into his shirt. "Y-yes."

Sealand groaned. "Valentine's day is so boringgg..." he whined.
Ladonia entered from another room carrying a package. "Speak for yourself, Peter. Kugelmugel keeps sending me chocolates he made with Austria." he said, popping a chocolate into his mouth. "Its not bad but why send it to me?"
"Kugelmugel likes you~" Sealand teased.
"B'h've..." came Sweden's voice.
Both micronations glanced behind the couch to see Sweden standing there in his usual clothes...and a pink apron.
"Pffft- Papa why are you dressed like that?" Sealand asked.
"M'k'ng d'nn'r for F'nl'nd." Sweden said in response.

Both boys said nothing else but once Sweden returned to the kitchen, they couldn't stop laughing.

America groaned bashing his face into the table. "What's wrong with you, Dad?" Molossia asked, poking America's head.
"Another year without telling Belarus I like her and now I'm the only one in the family that's still single..." America responded.
"What happened to Canada?"
"Mattie's dating Prussia now..."
"Wait...Prussia as in...East Germany?"
"Yeah...? He's with Cana-"

America banged his head on the table again, forgetting Molossia hates Prussia.


Hong Kong leaned on Iceland's shoulder. "Who weighs more; me or the Toucan?"
"He's a Puffin, Hong Kong and you." Iceland responded.
"So how are you feeling now?"
"Annoyed that you are in my face.
"Interesting. Japan is having a field day today. I've never gotten the whole Valentine's thing."
"So how are you feeling now?"
"Wondering if by punching you I'm breaking any international treaties."
"That was low, Icey..."
"Don't give me nicknames..."
"Is that the job of your 'Big Brother'?"
"...Denmark told you that didn't he?"
Mini Shorts for Valentine's Day.
Cause I couldn't pick just one pairing so why not pick a whole bunch.

Hetalia © Hidekaz Himaruya
Shorts © ~MapleBeer-Shipper
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Itsinmybloodyouknow Featured By Owner Sep 13, 2014  New member Hobbyist General Artist
I'm not a big fan of PruCan....but I loved this anyway!
BloodLily16 Featured By Owner Jul 31, 2014  Hobbyist General Artist
*inhuman squeal* *faint*
xGhostwriterx Featured By Owner Feb 24, 2013  Hobbyist General Artist
Awsome. Brings new meaning to the meaning "The more the merrier". XD
Great writing, it was pure joy reading them. :clap:

I liked the FrUK, PruCan, GerIta, Spamano and SuFin the best. Then again those are some of my favourite pairings so. XD

I laughed my ass of at the last one. The last for meanings just made my day. X3
"Don't give me nicknames..."
"Is that the job of your 'Big Brother'?"
"...Denmark told you that didn't he?"
MapleBeer-Shipper Featured By Owner Feb 24, 2013  Hobbyist General Artist
Thank you owo
Had to include some HongIce in there even if it wasn't romantic.
xGhostwriterx Featured By Owner Feb 24, 2013  Hobbyist General Artist
Anytime! :highfive:
It was a funny choise, I didn't se that one coming. XD
lilmissninja Featured By Owner Feb 16, 2013  Hobbyist Digital Artist
Don't mind me.
I'll just sit here

I ship almost everything is amazing
lifealwaysgoeson Featured By Owner Feb 14, 2013  Hobbyist Writer
This is awesome.
hinatahyuuga1133 Featured By Owner Feb 13, 2013  Hobbyist Digital Artist
XD i loved ice and hong kong. XD i just love the tension between them and prucan XD
lindsey12325 Featured By Owner Feb 13, 2013  Hobbyist Digital Artist
Lol i like that last one :D
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